can you imagine being the writer to explain to yo yo ma what’s going on in this scene?
"so, uh, you’re wrestling joshua redman and at first you’re winning but then he makes a piccolo out of a bicycle pump which makes you fall on your cello and then you start crying. okay? let’s record now."
"That bloke who wrote them books about those hobbit things was a top lad"
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
No that’s me when I hear something at night
That’s not even a sea otter
ahahhaha so perfect
YES YES YES YES
Yes to all!
best scene of any anime ever
Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms